Guide To Surviving Mount Waverly Secondary
College



1. Don't use the longer way to get to your classroom. Use the forbidden stairs,
and make sure no teachers are looking. And if the teachers are looking, make
sure the teachers who see you use the forbidden stairs and really nice teachers.



2. Never go to class early. Unless you wanna be called a nerd.


3. If you get into your lockers during recess or lunch (which you're not allowed
to) and a teacher spots you, just say you're heading off to Anime Club (since
Anime Club is near the lockers)


4. When you're supposed to be researching for your projects on the computer or
the internet. You can watch as many Youtube videos as you like. Just make sure
the teacher doesn't notice. And don't ever ever go to gaming sites, the computer
admins will definitely catch you and ban you. (but Youtube isn't banned since
teachers use Youtube to teach too!)



5. Never be caught going to the library during recess or lunch. You might be
called a bookworm and nerd if you do.


6. Never ever wear nerdy glasses. You know those large ones. And again, you
don't want to be called a nerd.


7. Don't talk about Justin Bieber. People will diss you for that.


8. Don't sit in the front. Teachers can see exactly what you're doing. Sit at
the very back because it's much fun since the teacher can hardly see what you're
doing.


9. Sing Taylor Swift songs and be prepared to be called gay.


10. Never go to school on Muck Up day.



And there, my guide to surviving Mount Waverly Secondary College. I should be paid for writing this.

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