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Hello and Welcome

Hey there, welcome to my humble home. I guess the current reason you're staying here is because you want to finish reading this sentence. And magical beings do exist, here I'll show you:

Anyway, this is supposed to tell you how to navigate around, there you go:
GIRL = My profile page
STORYBOOK = My blog entries
CONVERSE = My comment page
ESCAPES = Links to all my crazy friends.

There, its my dictionary so all of you can know what goes where and it wont be so confusing trying to understand my language.

You're welcome.

That Girl

Hi, I'm Janice. Puppies are amazing creatures. School is the worst building ever created. What were the builders thinking? Music's beautiful. And no, Music is not a person. I mean MELODY MUSIC. Okay? Jeez, whats the matter with you people. Anyway. Have a wonderful day and may butterflies and rainbows follow you wherever you go.

Me being a nerd

Written on Thursday, August 12, 2010 | back to top

Go away people, shhh, I'm trying to read a book.

I think I heard a gasp.

What's wrong? Its just a book. OH. I get it now.

You're surprised that I'm actually holding a book that's not about Taylor Lautner.

ANYWAY. I'm just bored okay? So I decided to read this book. And no, it's not
called 'this book', it actually has a name.

1001 Cool Freaky Facts.

Though I'm not really sure if it's really 1001 since I never actually counted
how many facts are stated in the book.

More than 1000 languages are spoken in Africa.

Gee, wow, I could have figured that out myself without reading this book, why
did I even buy it? I really don't know what I was thinking.

And.

If you could drive to the sun at 90km/h, you'd take 193 years.

How do they know this?

So I decided to Google and see if anyone's actually done this. Because the last
time I checked (though I never actually checked this, but you know what I mean),
I don't remember seeing anyone's head popping up in the news headline stating
that they've been to the sun. And I'm pretty sure 90km/h would be speeding...

HOLY MOLY, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SPEEDING TICKET.

Anyway, I Googled "has anyone been to the sun?"

And no results turned up, so I'm pretty sure the book's lying.

How can it know how long it takes to reach the sun if no one's actually been
there? I mean, really?

So I decided to test another fact to see if the book's phoney.

McDonald's make 40% of their profit from happy meals.

That's not possible. How can anyone prefer a happy meal to a McChicken set.
So I decided to google this. I can't really find anything besides complains that
McDonalds caused them to gain weight. But anyway, McDonalds is still yummy :).

I'm still not convinced that the facts are true, since I can't really find anything on Google since I don't know what to put in the Google search engine, so I'm going to test one more fact.

The largest American bill is a 100 000

I wonder what'd happen to the person if he loses his 100 000 bill...

Have fun searching.

But why would anyone need a 100 000 dollar bill?

I'm really tired of Googling, and I think there is such a thing as a 100 000
bill.

Anyway, I think this post has been the most educational one :D. Though not
really educational because its about McDonalds... but... writing about McDonalds
made me hungry, so... BYE. I need to ransack the fridge. :D

Labels: book, facts, nerd, taylor lautner

Converse

Hey there bloggers! Before tagging, please note to press enter once. The message will not appear but click the refresh button of the cbox to see your message or click converse again. Sorry for any inconvinience caused, but there are some problems with my cbox. And note: YOU MAY NOT WRITE ON MY BLOG JUST TO LINK YOURS IF I DONT KNOW YOU. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Happy tagging (:

Escapes

And here is a list of people willing to put up with my crazyness. Go ahead, click on one if your really that desperate to leave me and my insane blog.

Friends:

Lydia

Ren Rong

Carol

Ellenie

JiaCai

Eugene

Kyne

Wei Hao

Jing Xuan

Joey

Thinzar
Family:

My sister (Esther):

Credentials

Oh, my sister got tired of my previous blogskin and decided to make me a new one. So here, this pretty purple skin is made by her.
And this is her blog and all her stupid pictures.
And this is her blogskins account. So you can go support her blogskins. But I don't think she even logs in anymore.

Past Entries

You enter a large library filled with big book shelves. And you're pretty sure that this maniac doesn't read books. You slowly creep up on the shelves and slowly investigate, as you reach out to seize one of the pretty books, you get an electric zap, then a threatening voice, presumably a device in the book screams out, "please enter password." In a panic, you drop the book and rush off. You quickly stuff the security locked book into the back of all the other books, and scurry off, pretending nothing happened.