Tales

Hello and Welcome

Hey there, welcome to my humble home. I guess the current reason you're staying here is because you want to finish reading this sentence. And magical beings do exist, here I'll show you:

Anyway, this is supposed to tell you how to navigate around, there you go:
GIRL = My profile page
STORYBOOK = My blog entries
CONVERSE = My comment page
ESCAPES = Links to all my crazy friends.

There, its my dictionary so all of you can know what goes where and it wont be so confusing trying to understand my language.

You're welcome.

That Girl

Hi, I'm Janice. Puppies are amazing creatures. School is the worst building ever created. What were the builders thinking? Music's beautiful. And no, Music is not a person. I mean MELODY MUSIC. Okay? Jeez, whats the matter with you people. Anyway. Have a wonderful day and may butterflies and rainbows follow you wherever you go.

Apple

Written on Monday, August 2, 2010 | back to top

So one day, I stumbled across a fake apple, but because I hate fruits, I decided to pass. Then, because I got bored and walked across the kitchen so many times, I decided to examine the apple for no reason whatsoever (yeah, I know I’m so weird sometimes, I mean, its just an APPLE what’s there to examine). But then again, I always believed that I had really powerful eyes that could see everything I wanted to, even the cells of the apple:

By the way, there are green apples at the side to reassure you green apple fans that I love green apples! I love green apple flavouring but not the actual green apple. How weird is that?

Anyway…
On closer inspection, I realized that apple was fake. It was almost certain that someone was trying to kill me.

After that fake apple incident, I started to examine everything I saw, just in case it was artificial, I even examined the butter to make sure that it was real. So now that I have been examining everything, I’m pretty sure now that my eyes have trained to be even more powerful now, maybe it could even do laser beams, but of course, it would be better to leave that discovery for tomorrow.

Then I learnt that food commercials on the TV, posters or ads; they actually use FAKE food to do it. And how do I know that? Because I have super bionic eyes and I can see how fake the food I see on telly actually is. No actually, a website explained how food companies did their ads: to not waste their food, they actually use fake food to do it.

I guess that’s why wise people (mostly old), always warn youngsters to never believe what they see on tv. But its so cliché, and I’m not the biggest fan of those kind of things.

Labels: apple, cliché, fake, food

Converse

Hey there bloggers! Before tagging, please note to press enter once. The message will not appear but click the refresh button of the cbox to see your message or click converse again. Sorry for any inconvinience caused, but there are some problems with my cbox. And note: YOU MAY NOT WRITE ON MY BLOG JUST TO LINK YOURS IF I DONT KNOW YOU. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Happy tagging (:

Escapes

And here is a list of people willing to put up with my crazyness. Go ahead, click on one if your really that desperate to leave me and my insane blog.

Friends:

Lydia

Ren Rong

Carol

Ellenie

JiaCai

Eugene

Kyne

Wei Hao

Jing Xuan

Joey

Thinzar
Family:

My sister (Esther):

Credentials

Oh, my sister got tired of my previous blogskin and decided to make me a new one. So here, this pretty purple skin is made by her.
And this is her blog and all her stupid pictures.
And this is her blogskins account. So you can go support her blogskins. But I don't think she even logs in anymore.

Past Entries

You enter a large library filled with big book shelves. And you're pretty sure that this maniac doesn't read books. You slowly creep up on the shelves and slowly investigate, as you reach out to seize one of the pretty books, you get an electric zap, then a threatening voice, presumably a device in the book screams out, "please enter password." In a panic, you drop the book and rush off. You quickly stuff the security locked book into the back of all the other books, and scurry off, pretending nothing happened.