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Hi.
Superheroes have always been in our daily lives.
You know, the wannabe who lights a glowing lantern during the Lantern Festival and immediately assumes that he's the Green Lantern but ultimately ends up burning his finger instead.
Or maybe even worse.
Maybe even the weirdo who wears his underpants out just to be Superman.
Superman is such a fail.
Who on earth thought of a superman wearing his underpants out?
That's just weird okay?
In the shows, superman saves the day by glaring his super red beams at the crook, and then saving the damsel in distress and blabla.
REALITY CHECK
If you were in some kind of trouble. Like, if some thief tried to rob you, then superman comes running your way to save the day, the thief would instinctively run away and you would run in the same direction the thief went coz superman looks like a pedophile.
Also, superman can fly, that's why he doesn't exist in Disney fairy tales, it would be unfair to the prince who scaled all the way up the tower to save Rapunzel while Superman takes the easy way out because he can fly to her.

If I had a any super power I wanted. I would have telekinesis and telepathy. Just like Jean Grey. Sorry for those who don't watch or read Marvel stuff, but Jean Grey is just a really powerful mutant! (:
When I have telekinesis and telepathy, not only can I fly, I can also move anything I want with the power of my mind and read people's minds and maybe wreck their mind. I haven't seen Jean Grey wrecking anyone's mind before but Emma Frost (a telepath) can.

So when I have these powers, I can read anyone's minds and whenever they're plotting anything or planning to backstab me, I can double back stab them before they can back stab me.

One of the lamest powers I know in the book of super powers, is changing colours.
Okay. Now, who thought changing colours of something would actually change the day? Really??!? What can changing colours really do? See, when you change the colour of the sky, it doesn't do any good and you can't really save the place from baddies. Well, you could be a clown in the circus and amuse little kids, but yeah, don't go out into the battlefield of good and bad, changing the colour of Voldemort's nose will not help you.

Another guy called Cypher is a super hero guy, his ability is to translate absolutely anything, from Egyptian writings to Alien language. Cool ability if you're a human but that, as your super power? Not so much. In the human world, its really awesome coz you can translate the Alien frequency and pretty much everything you want. But in the superhero world, when other people have awesome stuff like summoning hurricanes, typhoons, flying, being invisible. Being able to translate stuff as your superhero isn't going to help you. at all.

There, so in the end, being a superhero is wonderful if you have cool powers like telekinesis and telepathy, not some super power like being a translator or changing the colours of the world.

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