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I was on Google. And while typing a question, I saw this:


And I thought about it. Google's right. Why would people want to migrate to Australia in the very first place.

It makes absolutely no sense to move from a rather fine country to another country where you don't know and perhaps have only went on holiday there for a week or two.

Yes, I love Singapore. I don't even know Australia. All I know is that its a continent all by itself and kangaroos live there. I never said I liked Geography!

In Singapore:
Kiasu people
Bubbletea
G2 0.5 pilot pens everywhere
Heaps of work and exams
Asian parents (Who says, "Why no A**?" When you get an A* for your subjects)
Lots of computer playing
High tall skyscrapers
Badminton playing
A million tuitions
We remove our shoes at home
Lots of people wears glasses
plays the piano

The Australian culture:
Very open
Tennis playing
Lives in a house rather than an apartment, etc
doesn't often get tuitions
Loves juice
Loves summer, beaches,
A country which takes sports very seriously
They don't have 0.5 pens because they probably like using thick ink pens
They wear shoes inside the house
Most of them don't wear glasses
Not very studious, workload is little, a little slack
Smiles even to a strangers.

Isn't it funny to see the culture so different? So why, WHY on earth would anyone want to live in a country with almost zero similarities? Crazy insane people.

Crazy insane people like my parents.

Anyway. So I Googled that question: Why do people migrate to Australia.

And here was what Googled replied.


1. Health Care is free
That is true. But thats not a good enough reason to move to Melbourne.

2. The standard of education in Australia is high.
HAHAHA. Thats not true. The education is easier than Singapore. And the workload is lesser compared to Singapore.

I'm not gonna read that website anymore, its rubbish

Anyway.

In Singapore, I never really thought people of kiasu, I thought it was pretty normal. I thought everyone in the world were like this too. But Australia proved that theory wrong.

I also always thought the whole world drank bubbletea. I mean, who doesn't?!

I am also really sick and tired of everyone not using 0.5 G2 pens. I mean, whats wrong with them??!! Everyone knows G2 0.5 pilot pens are the best. Now I can't spin my pen properly. I miss you 0.5 pen! :((((

Asian parents. I never knew Asian parents were one of a kind. I always used to think that the whole world would always pressurize or make their kids get A's for all their subjects. But Australian parents are so much different. Australian parents don't mainly make their kids get A's.

I know that Singapore has to have apartments and condos etc, because of the limited space in Singapore. Hahaha, Everyone wants to live in Singapore, so Singapore governments had to improvise! Hahhaa. See, the fact the everyone wants to live in Singapore goes to show the awesomeness of Singapore. However, mostly everyone in Melbourne has houses.

I realise that most Asians plays the piano. Hahaha, I'm so Asian!

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